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Dip into Casual Acquaintance, a two-person retreat for those who prefer light banter over deep dives. Situated against a bold gradient sky and flanked by vertical lavender ovals (cypress trees) that suggest either architectural ambition or decorative restraint, this listing offers curated awkwardness with a hint of sun.

One guest leans in (maybe too far), the other stays grounded—both content to keep the intimacy at arm's length. No drama, no declarations. Just swimwear, elbow room, and a shared appreciation for horizontal surfaces.

Amenities include:

  • Abstract columns of mystery and mild judgment (I told you they are cypress trees)

  • Spectral lighting perfect for vague compliments

  • Unspoken understanding (terms negotiable)

  • Seating arrangement optimized for side-eye and subtle exits

🛑 House Rules:

  • Affection must remain metaphorical

  • Gestures should be no louder than the palette

  • You must acknowledge the other guest—but only slightly

Ideal for art-school acquaintances, mid-century neighbors, and anyone who thinks emotional vulnerability is best served poolside and post-sunset.

 

Inspiration photo is not included in the purchase, but is here to show you the begining of the journey.

 

The works available are 8x12 print in a 12x16 white matt or 8x12 print only AND 12x18 print in a 16x20 white matt or 12x18 print only AND 4x6 print in a white matt. Please ask for other sizes available!

 

The work is meticulously printed with archival inks and paper. Please allow 5 - 7 days for production and shipping.

Casual Acquaintance

$80.00Price
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