Scene: Minneapolis City Hall lobby. Janitor on break, standing beside “Simpli-city,” mop leaning like a conspirator. Noon crowd drifts by. He speaks, mostly to the air, occasionally to anyone who slows down just enough to regret it.
**"Look at this thing. No, really look. You telling me that’s what passes for art now? My five-year-old’s Lego set got more nuance. At least he labels the tall ones ‘City Hall.’ This just looks like someone ironed out regret and taped it to the wall.
That one over there—squints at it like he’s solving a mystery. Brother, it’s rectangles. It’s shy rectangles. You don’t need a curator, you need glasses.
And don’t get me started on the description. 'A meditation on municipal identity'? Please. I meditate on my lunch break and I don’t expect applause.
You want real abstraction? Try interpreting the mayor’s last budget meeting. Now that’s a surrealist tragedy.
But hey—someone got paid, and I respect hustle. I just hope they used part of that grant to apologize to geometry."
 
The works available are 8x12 print in a 12x16 white matt or 8x12 print only AND 12x18 print in a 16x20 white matt or 12x18 print only, 4x6 print in a white matt. Also 24x36 and 32x48 print only for those that want a bigger splash! 
 
For this series only, I’m offering a very limited edition of five enhanced serigraphs. Each piece is printed on canvas, then hand-signed with painted detail and set in a custom floating frame—0.7" wide and 1.8" deep. You can choose from six frame finishes: black, white, silver, gold, espresso, or maple. These editions are available in two sizes: 16×24 and 32×48. After your purchase, I’ll personally reach out to confirm the best frame choice for your piece. Please allow an additional 2–3 weeks for this specialty offering.
The work is meticulously printed with archival inks and paper and then framed to order. Please allow 5 - 7 days for production and shipping.