[VOICEOVER – smooth, amused, unapologetic tone]
This summer…
in a garden too lush for modesty…
he arrives.
Small suit. Big energy.
The dive? Flawless.
The wardrobe? Optional.
[beat]
Oops.
But does he panic?
Does he scramble?
Does he care?
Not even a little.
He emerges like a Greek god on vacation, stretches out in the sun, and lets the breeze do the rest.
No drama. No shame. Just vibe.
 
Oops, I Lost my Shorts
Coming soon to a pool near you.
Rated: Unbothered.
 
 
This work is offered as a 30x40, 36x48 or 42x56 inch print. Please inquire about other sizes. 
 
The work is titled, numbered, a limited edition of 5, and signed by the artist.
 
The photo is shipped in a double tube for safety.
Please allow 5 - 7 days for production and shipping.