[VOICEOVER – smooth, amused, unapologetic tone] This summer… in a garden too lush for modesty… he arrives. Small suit. Big energy. The dive? Flawless. The wardrobe? Optional. [beat] Oops. But does he panic? Does he scramble? Does he care? Not even a little. He emerges like a Greek god on vacation, stretches out in the sun, and lets the breeze do the rest. No drama. No shame. Just vibe.

Oops, I Lost my Shorts

Coming soon to a pool near you. Rated: Unbothered.  

This work is offered as a 30x40, 36x48 or 42x56 inch print. Please inquire about other sizes. 

The work is titled, numbered, a limited edition of 5, and signed by the artist.

The photo is shipped in a double tube for safety.

Please allow 5 - 7 days for production and shipping.